Further guidance
Jun 1st, 2009 by Bert
Another poor day on Saturday. Marine Boy ran no sort of race - Tom’s on his stag weekend so I haven’t had the chance to talk to him. Major Eazy ran a pretty decent race in 5th. In the evening Pansy Potter ran poorly, but Bea Menace ran a great race finishing second to the hot favourite.
My bets fared poorly as well and it felt like I’d had some bad luck - Rakeen traded large amounts at 1.01 and Mr Macattack missed the break before finishing like a train. It hasn’t been happening for me on any fronts recently. I’d be thoroughly depressed were it not for my one successful call - Susan Boyle to get turned over in BGT.
Unfortunately the comparisons are continuing, now compounded by accusations of insider trading. As I have already explained, I am not Susan Boyle and she is not me. Anyone requiring further guidance should inspect the images below;
. Boyley Bertie
Two runners at Leicester, both fillies running over 7f, and both with fair chances. Max One Two Three found 6f on firm ground too quick for her recently, but 7f might be the ticket. Tikka Masala ran poorly last time but she wasn’t right afterwards - we never got to the bottom of it but she seems to be ok now, and the form of her first run this season was decent. My current run of form is not great but it has to change some time - fingers crossed.
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A tasty winner…
Delighted your luck has changed, both ran ok. 123 looked to catch a hot one in her race.
Bert,
Currently sitting my a levels and seeking some inspiration. where you particulary intelligent at school and did you go to university. A great lay bet with boyley!!
WH,
I’m not a great role model I’m afraid. I was a good maths student but otherwise lazy - I went to Exeter University but I was thrown out. University was great though - I learnt plenty despite my ignominious exit.
Bert,
Do you know how Sonning Star is? In training with Nick Gifford, looked a very smart hurdler last year but not been out since.
Thanks for that Andrew and you are a role model you one the uks top entrepeneurs, that look busy would give you a couple of winners on your farm typical courageous daughter of the once promising DAMETIME
Bert your hair looks to have changed colour. The grey must be the stress of looking out for all your horses.
Or are you thinking of getting a studio built in your farm and trying for Britains Got Talent next year.
Get yourself a colour print of Boyley and put it up in your home office wall for Inspiration.
Better still why not call one of your yealings Boyley :.) or better still for good luck call it BELLSBOY……yes for def call it BELLSBOY. Honestly Bertie boy it will bring you luck.
And by the way you better get out the Grecian 2000 or whatever its called and die your hair Bert to start looking like Boysley.
Rumour has it FHM and some other Mag have offered her a huge sume to pose naked…………….uuuuuurggghghh LOL
p.s. I have beeen having a bit of a rough time lately Bert so get your binos out and get on those gallops with one of your trainers and give us a nice tip for some holiday dosh. You could also have a huge bet yourself and then try and get KAKA or Ronaldo to go to Swindon, altho you would have to pay about half a mill a week in wages, but what a news scoop eh !!!!! lol